I must have reblogged this like ten times by now
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with